{"id":22244,"date":"2022-04-01T09:18:09","date_gmt":"2022-04-01T16:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/?p=22244"},"modified":"2022-04-01T09:35:01","modified_gmt":"2022-04-01T16:35:01","slug":"apr-1-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/2022\/04\/01\/apr-1-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Apr 1 Fooled"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"quoteContent\">\n<div class=\"bq_fq bq_fq_lrg qt-fnt bq-smpl-qt\">\n<p class=\"b-qt qt_109628\"><strong>The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"bq_fq_a\"><strong>Mark Twain<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>I won a gazillion dollars in the lottery.\u00a0 Like I do every April Fools&#8217; Day. I would say the snow was a surprise, but I would be lying. I walked outside to bring the gen inside last night, and it was snowing heavily.<\/p>\n<p>I declared today a snow day. 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