{"id":25462,"date":"2023-04-06T11:47:31","date_gmt":"2023-04-06T18:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/?p=25462"},"modified":"2023-04-06T19:07:52","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T02:07:52","slug":"apr-6-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/2023\/04\/06\/apr-6-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Apr 6 Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Isn&#8217;t an agnostic just an atheist without balls?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Stephen Colbert<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I made the trip into town. I am at the laundry mat. I haven&#8217;t been here in awhile. I did 5 loads and even dried them mostly.<\/p>\n<p>Last time I came a woman suddenly redistributed her loads in the dryers so that machine was full. I am sure she did it out of spite. Nasty woman. It is why I like living away from people. I still get assholes where I live but they are fewer.<\/p>\n<p>Especialy since the rev up and run bubblegum bandit got kicked off his girlfriends land next door.<\/p>\n<p>It has beem a lot quieter beside the one asshole firing a gun near my house but ran away when I had a look.<\/p>\n<p>The phsyco ex wife breaking in and stealing trinkets. What a sad human being. A walking bag of hate and bile. Karma is coming for you.<\/p>\n<p>Later today I have a doctors appointment. Poor doctor he had to sit through all the theories and ideas I had about my health.<\/p>\n<p>He sent me off with a paper with a slew of tests. I thought I better stop by the lab to see if there were any instructions. I went home with a lot of containers\u00a0 because they need my poo. I also have to get my kidneys, testicles and prostate scanned with ultrasound.<\/p>\n<p>That poor technician gotta scan an old man&#8217;s balls.<\/p>\n<p>I gassed up the van, and even washed it. Then tried to stop by and have my meat free burger. They were closed. I went over to Timmy&#8217;s and ordered a couple of veggie wraps instead. Then left town.<\/p>\n<p>I picked up freight on the way home, a shit ton, picked up a few things at the hardware store and came home. I did way too much.<\/p>\n<p>My back was screaming,\u00a0 stop go lay down. I couldn&#8217;t, groceries needed carrying inside. Soon to be unpacked, soon as I rest a bit.<\/p>\n<p>I was home, and laying down. Groceries and laundry in bags on the floor. Me in terrible pain in my bed covered in cats.<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube-responsive-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xPlqLHcphyw\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Isn&#8217;t an agnostic just an atheist without balls? Stephen Colbert I made the trip into town. I am at the laundry mat. I haven&#8217;t been here in awhile. I did 5 loads and even dried them mostly. Last time I came a woman suddenly redistributed her loads in the dryers so that machine was full&#8230;. <\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more navbutton\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/2023\/04\/06\/apr-6-balls\/\">Read More<i class=\"fa fa-angle-double-right\"><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paBxOx-6CG","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25462"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25469,"href":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25462\/revisions\/25469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}