{"id":25567,"date":"2023-04-30T09:55:10","date_gmt":"2023-04-30T16:55:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/?p=25567"},"modified":"2023-05-02T16:21:41","modified_gmt":"2023-05-02T23:21:41","slug":"apr-30-cat-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/2023\/04\/30\/apr-30-cat-business\/","title":{"rendered":"Apr 30 Cat Business &#x1f99f;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_25571\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/1789206516-cats-funny-poop-Favim_com-670618.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-25571\" data-attachment-id=\"25571\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/2023\/04\/30\/apr-30-cat-business\/1789206516-cats-funny-poop-favim_com-670618\/\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/1789206516-cats-funny-poop-Favim_com-670618.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"500,726\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"1789206516-cats-funny-poop-Favim_com-670618\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/1789206516-cats-funny-poop-Favim_com-670618-207x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/1789206516-cats-funny-poop-Favim_com-670618.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-25571 size-full\" style=\"border: 6px solid #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/1789206516-cats-funny-poop-Favim_com-670618.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"726\" srcset=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/1789206516-cats-funny-poop-Favim_com-670618.jpg 500w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/1789206516-cats-funny-poop-Favim_com-670618-207x300.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-25571\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This picture was used without permission. If it is yours send me a message saying you want it removed. Or better saying it is ok.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Today is poop day, I would be rather anywhere else, butt as always needs doing. Ya that was a lame pun.<\/p>\n<p>Litter boxes need emptying, litter box misses needed to be swept up, then after that. The boxes needed refilling.<\/p>\n<p>There is a lot of sweeping and carrying heavy shit. Ya pun 2.<\/p>\n<p>Floors in four rooms and stairs needed sweeping and scraping. Poop pancakes happen. That&#8217;s when fresh unseen poop gets stepped on and flattened.<\/p>\n<p>The grand total weight will come in at 400 pounds of wet cat litter.<\/p>\n<p>Then I need to carry a 40-pound bag of wood pellets to refill the four litter boxes.<\/p>\n<p>That is almost I have to say about my cats business.<\/p>\n<p>2.5 rooms swept, 3 litter boxes emptied and refilled. Taking another rest break. I fell outside, good thing I landed in last year&#8217;s cat poop pellets. It was such a comedic fall I had to jump up and yell the words.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>I&#8217;m all right. I&#8217;m all right.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>While I was outside, I noticed all the ice on the pond was gone. I saw the mallard and drake that come every year to have babies, and I saw my first frog.<\/p>\n<p>Above me was the huge flock of Griebs, noisy as ever. At least the ones that survived the Texans that shoot them for fun.<\/p>\n<p>They are giant birds, 4-foot wingspan. This year as they circled above I remembered to keep my mouth shut. Giant birds, giant poop.<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube-responsive-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZbRrxw-H6xA\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>So the frogs were frogging, the ducks ducking and the griebs griebing.<\/p>\n<p>And my cats rushing to the clean cat litter.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122507-scaled.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"25574\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/2023\/04\/30\/apr-30-cat-business\/20230430_122507\/\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122507-scaled.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1152\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" 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height=\"1152\" srcset=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122507-scaled.jpg 2560w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122507-300x135.jpg 300w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122507-1024x461.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122507-768x346.jpg 768w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122507-1536x691.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122507-2048x922.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122512-scaled.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"25575\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/2023\/04\/30\/apr-30-cat-business\/20230430_122512\/\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122512-scaled.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1152\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SM-A515F&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1682857513&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;1.74&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;40&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.000980392156863&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"20230430_122512\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122512-300x135.jpg\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122512-1024x461.jpg\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-25575 size-full\" style=\"border: 6px solid #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122512-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1152\" srcset=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122512-scaled.jpg 2560w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122512-300x135.jpg 300w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122512-1024x461.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122512-768x346.jpg 768w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122512-1536x691.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2023\/04\/20230430_122512-2048x922.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nOh I almost forgot I murdered my first mosquito last night, I think more it was self defense.<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube-responsive-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6gOedDS2NMQ\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube-responsive-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/AMVX0tzaTwk\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is poop day, I would be rather anywhere else, butt as always needs doing. Ya that was a lame pun. Litter boxes need emptying, litter box misses needed to be swept up, then after that. The boxes needed refilling. There is a lot of sweeping and carrying heavy shit. Ya pun 2. 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