{"id":5636,"date":"2020-01-03T15:12:24","date_gmt":"2020-01-03T22:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/?p=5636"},"modified":"2020-01-05T21:11:40","modified_gmt":"2020-01-06T04:11:40","slug":"jan-3-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/2020\/01\/03\/jan-3-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Jan 3 2020 Moving the Snow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>&#8220;Even in winter an isolated patch of snow has a special quality.&#8221; <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Andy Goldsworthy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It had to be done. The driveway had to be cleared of snow because my kitties were almost out of food. So was I but I had tons of pasta and pantry items I wouldn&#8217;t have starved. Looking back a few days later it was the right decision the cats food ran out on sunday.<\/p>\n<p>I have been ordering my food from Amazon, as much as possible. Why? I don&#8217;t spend much on fuel, I like the free shipping and I have time to research the products I am buying to see if they are really organic or if they are from one of the megacorps, who really don&#8217;t know what the word ethics means.<\/p>\n<p>So the day started with carrying down the generator, pulling the snowblower out, checking all its fluids. Starting the gen, that turns the electric starter on the snowblower until it fires.<\/p>\n<p>Next is making the long walk up and down the driveway 50 times so the snowblower can do its job. My hands hurt before I started, even worse now, and knees, back, neck, and all the rest.<\/p>\n<p>It was windy, the snow just blew all over me and the blower, I was covered in ice and snow, the whole time regretting not putting on a bandanna. But thankful I had my winter beard, it turned into a gray frozen mass, but my face was okay.<\/p>\n<p>A few hours later the driveway is done, a path is done, so I can do more wood. I roll the machine back into its home lock the door and take a rest.<\/p>\n<p>Now comes time to unscrew the boards holding my garage doors from moving and a few extra to keep blowing snow out. Pour a little gas down Gracie&#8217;s throat and soon her engine is roaring ready to go.<\/p>\n<p>Down my dirt road plowing through snowdrifts, I make it to the highway and to the village where my food is sitting at the post office, I pile all that into Gracie stop at the convenience store to pick up a few more items. I Had to, the box that didn&#8217;t arrive had all the coffee creamers.<\/p>\n<p>That wouldn&#8217;t arrive till Tuesday. Yup there is another snowstorm coming tonight, I will have to do this all over again in a few days.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it, for now, I need to rest my body is achin. The snowstorm is here early, immediately I had a mind panic that says go out get the last four logs before the snow is too deep. My body says &#8220;are you fuckin crazy?&#8221; I wonder who will win. Who do you think will win the body or mind?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube-responsive-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y8OtzJtp-EM\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I should be in charge,&#8221; said the brain, &#8220;Because I run all the body&#8217;s systems, so without me nothing would happen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I should be in charge,&#8221; said the blood, &#8220;because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you&#8217;d all waste away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I should be in charge,&#8221; said the stomach, &#8220;because I process food and give all of you energy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I should be in charge,&#8221; said the legs, &#8220;because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I should be in charge,&#8221; said the eyes, &#8220;Because I allow the body to see where it goes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I should be in charge,&#8221; said the rectum, &#8220;Because I&#8217;m responsible for waste removal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.<\/p>\n<p>Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.<\/p>\n<p>The Moral of the story?<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t have to have brains to be in charge.<\/p>\n<p>The ass hole is usually in charge!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Even in winter an isolated patch of snow has a special quality.&#8221; Andy Goldsworthy It had to be done. The driveway had to be cleared of snow because my kitties were almost out of food. So was I but I had tons of pasta and pantry items I wouldn&#8217;t have starved. 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