{"id":8208,"date":"2020-04-25T12:39:19","date_gmt":"2020-04-25T19:39:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/?p=8208"},"modified":"2020-05-15T21:04:19","modified_gmt":"2020-05-16T04:04:19","slug":"apr-25-toilet-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/2020\/04\/25\/apr-25-toilet-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"Apr 25 Toilet Paper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>&#8220;If you&#8217;re embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don&#8217;t forget the toilet paper.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Richard Branson<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I am rich now I have toilet paper. Does that mean Covid is over? Kidding.<\/p>\n<p>I needed to get a few groceries and cat food, last night I was on Amazon and saw there was a lot of toilet paper from the extremely stupid prices to the very reasonable, and even the very hilarious. Toilet paper with Donald Trumps face printed on it. I belly laughed when I saw that. I couldn&#8217;t think of of a better place for him.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/61cqrQi8IL._AC_SL1446_.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8213\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/2020\/04\/25\/apr-25-toilet-paper\/61cqrqi8il-_ac_sl1446_\/\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/61cqrQi8IL._AC_SL1446_.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1446,1395\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"61cqrQ+i8IL._AC_SL1446_\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/61cqrQi8IL._AC_SL1446_-300x289.jpg\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/61cqrQi8IL._AC_SL1446_-1024x988.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8213 size-full\" style=\"border: 6px solid #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/61cqrQi8IL._AC_SL1446_.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1446\" height=\"1395\" srcset=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/61cqrQi8IL._AC_SL1446_.jpg 1446w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/61cqrQi8IL._AC_SL1446_-300x289.jpg 300w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/61cqrQi8IL._AC_SL1446_-1024x988.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/61cqrQi8IL._AC_SL1446_-768x741.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1446px) 100vw, 1446px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/20200425_120623-scaled.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8210\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/2020\/04\/25\/apr-25-toilet-paper\/20200425_120623\/\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/20200425_120623-scaled.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1440\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SM-G870W&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1587816383&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.8&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;64&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.03030303030303&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"20200425_120623\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/20200425_120623-300x169.jpg\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/20200425_120623-1024x576.jpg\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-8210 size-full\" style=\"border: 6px solid #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/20200425_120623-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1440\" srcset=\"http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/20200425_120623-scaled.jpg 2560w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/20200425_120623-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/20200425_120623-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/20200425_120623-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/rodbinder.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2020\/04\/20200425_120623-1536x864.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Shopping was civilized, no covidiots, everybody was social distancing. I came home unloaded and now I need to consider going out to cut wood. I have been living in a cold house for a few days to see if the weather was ready yet. I am not convinced it is.<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube-responsive-container\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FhzCnZ1vAvw\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;If you&#8217;re embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don&#8217;t forget the toilet paper.&#8221; Richard Branson I am rich now I have toilet paper. Does that mean Covid is over? Kidding. 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