Just write about what bites you and damn the rest.
Jonathan Carroll
Yup, took a look out the door, in full sun no skeeters. I grabbed the bucket and hatchet for thistles and headed for the great outdoors.
All was good until I reached into a shaded area to chop a few spikey weeds.
Then a swarm of thousands, flying in formation, dive-bombed my shirtless body and attacked.
Getting water to filter and taking a few pics became a desperate and urgent task.
Snapped a couple and grabbed water then ran into the house as if I was being chased by a bear.
Was I exaggerating? About the formations yes, everything else is all true.
They did suffer losses, I managed to kill two of them with 60 trillion to go.
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