I’ve been told I make a very good brew.

Jessica Brown Findlay

On my last visit to pickup mail saw the arrival of my new coffee pour over device. I was scamazoned again. Instead of a fitting a #2 size filter, it was made for a number one. I didn’t even know they made those.

I checked the measurments on the Amazon page, yup they lied about that.

Yup the number one filters are 8 times as expensive. I decided to try it anyways. The first design flaw besides it’s tiny size, 3 holes in the bottom that means coffee doesn’t brew. The water just pours through.

Second problem there is no opening on the base of the device, you cant tell when the cup is full. Yup I almost overflowed. It tasted awefull, really fucking awefull.

I called Amazon, and reached a nice Filipina support tech named Lily. After telling her about the fresh rain on already icy roads and I explained about how much gasoline I would use to return the item, and a 5 minute wait while she talked to a supervisor, i was granted a full refund.

I have only had 4 other problems with Amazon orders and got refunds everytime. Thank you Jeff, next time you are in space with Shatner I will hang out the window and wave.

I just made coffee with my old Melita device. It tasted grand. It got too close to the burner and is melted a little on one side, but still makes a great cup of coffee.

The cold is back but not so bad. I also recieved an electric fawcett for the giant water bottles. No more carrying those over to the water bowl for the cats. The thing is a little noisy but works awesome.

I just passed by the manufacturers box, the one with the bold stamp. Made in China.