There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
Billy Connolly
My forecast says -33 at night 20 cm of snow. Inside right now it is an average of 1 celcius. The fire has been lit. In my woodwork shop it is -12.
Snow was gathered, cats fed, each water bowl was filled with snow until the snow in the bowl has melted.
My kettle for coffee is on the camp stove. Soon I will be back under the blankets. The house will get warmer soon.
I will probably head into space, or fight dragons, or may kill a dictator, or maybe even kill an evil cult leader. Starfield, Skyrim, Farcry 6, Farcry 5, incase you thought I was becoming unhinged.
Water is boiling gotta go.