Coming to Canada, I’d really like to see Sasquatch.
Devendra Banhart
Sporting my best Harry and the Henderson’s slept on it all night hair doo. I put on my bathrobe and snow boots to inspect the new gravel that was put down yesterday. My only worry was that a lonely 7-foot high Sasquatch female may suddenly run out of the forest and have her way with me. I really needed to see that movie again.
I snapped a few pics and grabbed a bowl of snow for melt, As I was gathering that I thought, can’t be clean, I got it from the side of the driveway. Didn’t matter I spilled it on the floor rushing to get to my boiling kettle.
I went out to my snow harvesting grounds away from anything that might contaminate the snow and gathered more. I put it on the woodstove as I always do. Realizing the fire was out. It wouldn’t get lit until evening. Oh well, room temp will melt the snow. In about a week. That bowlful went to waste too since the fire was out cats could walk on top of the wood stove so they flicked all the snow out of the bowl onto the floor and all over the stove. I have new rust.
You know I do look a little like him right now with my Covid beard. HAHAHAHA
Did I tell you the story about the time I was hiking in the mountain snow near Hope BC when I found Bigfoot tracks? True story. They could have been part of a scam or hoax, but they looked real to me. Do I think they exist? Can u prove to me that they don’t or that UFOs and intelligent politicians do not. Well there you go they might.
Ya I needed one more. Rea u r headbanging I know it.











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